Chris said:
I love your way with words, Chris! Here in Florida we have a saying- "It smells like old people", because we are the retirement capital of the world and it seems they are everywhere, often smelling rather odd. (Mainly on the road in front of me, going VERY slowly!) I have definately met some mad smelly pensioners in my day! (Though we call then crazy stinky retirees). You job sounds like it can be a ton of fun some days!
Sherrie