PANTS, is there anything they can't do?
(Donuts)
The only guys who were PANTS are gay guys and big fat party animals.
(Hawaiian shirts)
Sweet Merciful PANTS! (Crap)
You suck-didly-uck PANTS (Flanders)
a woman is a lot like PANTS...they look good...they smell good...and you would run over your own mother to get one
(a beer)
Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about PANTS (medicine)
PANT, PANT man. I want to be a PANT man.
(nacho)
ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my PANTS smell good?
(shoes)
To PANTS cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems! (alcohol)
PANTS - teacher, mother, secret lover!
(Television)
I hope there is plenty here to keep you lot going for a wile! All from that god: HOMER J SIMPSON
