Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one
Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea," and went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't any money!!"
Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't be worryin' now, I have a plan.
Cheers!"
They downed their drinks and Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through me zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
When the barman saw this, he went berserk and threw them out. They
continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said, "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub!"
(Thanks, Mike, this made me laugh and laugh...)
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