Sorry, Testify! Here's another bad one for you. 
Mrs. Grace, Mrs. Rock, and Mrs. Powell were invited to visit the beautiful new Hollywood home of Mrs. Kelly. Mrs. Kelly took special pains to tell her friends to look around carefully when they went to the bathroom upstairs.
Mrs. Grace finally excused herself and visited the bathroom. She came down a bit tardily and in a state of excitement, saying, "My dears, when I sat down it played Beethoven!"
Mrs. Rock then felt the need and hurried to the second floor. She returned all glowing, saying, "I sat down and it played The Unfinished Symphony."
Mrs. Powell was last. She didn't come down, however. After fifteen minutes had passed, Mrs. Kelly grew worried and went upstairs. There was Mrs Powell on the floor wiping it up.
"What happened?" gasped Mrs. Kelly.
"Just my luck," said Mrs. Powell. "When I sat down, it played the Star-Spangled Banner."
Love,
MB
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