This again eh?
Oh well.
Here we go. . .
Joe finds a lamp in some place or other.
He rubs it and out pops a magical genie-typee-person.
"Hola!" said the rather Spanish genie.
"Hi" said Joe.
"I'll grant you one wish-o" said the genie.
"Oh", said Joe.
"Then I want you to build a bridge joining Britain and the United States."
The genie was outraged.
"What do you think I am, some kind of engineer, c'mon, something realistic."
"Ok, then I want to understand women in all their complexities, why they do the things they do and why they start threads like this."
The genie thought about this and scratched his belly.
"Hmmm" he said,
"One bridge or two"?
I'm sorry guys.