This guy is driving along (in his Smart) when he sees a sign saying "Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution 50yards" so he thinks Nuns, thats different, I'll have to go and see what it's like. So he pulls up outside a large building and rings the bell. The door is opened by a Mother Superior who says "Welcome to the Sisters Of Mercy House of Prostitutes" and leads him down a long corridor. At the end she hands him over to another nun who leads him to a door. She tells him that the charge is £50 which he hands over and is then told to walk through the door.
He opens the door and steps through and finds himself back in the car park in front of a small sign which reads....
"Go in peace for you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy!"
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