WARNING, MAY BE OFFENSIVE
Two men, one rich and one poor, were discussing what they had bought their wives for Christmas.
The rich man says "I've bought my wife a Porsche and a ring".
"Why is that?", says the poor man.
"Well", says the rich man, "if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive into town in the Porsche and exchange it for another".
"Mmm, I see", says the poor man.
"Now", says the rich man, "what did you buy your wife for Christmas?".
"I bought her a pair of slippers, and a dildo", the poor man replies.
"And why is that?", says the rich man.
"Well", says the poor man, "if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself!".
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