3 women died and were taken to Heaven where St Michael was sat at the gates knitting M&S sweaters (it was St Peters day Off!) He said to the ladies, OK you can come in but you mustn't step on any ducks.
So they walked into Heaven adn the place was full of ducks. One woman was so surprised at this that she stepped backwards and stood on a duck. Without saying a word St Michael came up to her nad chained a really ugly man to her adn then walked up.
Well, the second woman was laughing so mucha t this that she too managed to step on a duck. St Michael walked up and without saying a word, chained a really ugly man to her before walking off.
All of a sudden St. Michael walked up to the 3rd woman and chained a drop-dead gorgeous chap to her. She looked at this perfect man adn said "What did I do to be rewarded with being chained to you?"
"I don't know "said the chap "But I stepped on a duck"
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