If she's deaf-mute, How does she tell me when tea is ready!!!!
JOKE:
An old couple were sat in their rocking chairs one day quietly rocking away. Suddenly the old woman got up and punched the man that hard he fell backwards off his chair.
"What the ~~~~ was that for?" He asked in astonishment
"That was for 45 years of bad sex!" came the reply
The man sat back down and thought for a few minutes before getting back up and walking over to his wife and slapping her that hard she rolled off the chair! Walkign back to his seat he said:
"That was for knowing the difference!!"
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