The call centre video bonnietyler just posted got me thinking: wouldn't Daleks make great burglar deterents?! Can you just imagine it! You're away on holiday and two guys break in to your house one night, they're being really quiet when all of a sudden they see this eerie blue glow....an eye socket comes around the corner, followed by the pepperpot shaped gleaming body. It swivels smoothly and silently around as the burglars look on in disbelief and awe...until they figure it's a joke and laugh and keep going. Then the white lights on the Dalek's conical head flash as it speaks:
"You. Are. Not. Of. The. House. Of [insert family name here]. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!"
Then the ray shoots out of it's egg-whisk like nozzle faster than the speed of light!
PEOW! PEOW!
And the two fall down dead, and their bodies evaporate (Dalek technology has evolved to get rid of the bodies as well now, you wouldn't want to come home from a lovely holiday in the Canaries to find two decomposing bodies in your hallway or bedroom now, would you?), never to be seen again!!!!!!
My God, I could write the series!
