hope you can see the funny side to this
There were two nuns...
>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other
>one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are
>still far away from the convent.
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>
>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
>past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
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>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
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>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
>most?What can we do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
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>SM: It's not working.
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>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
>thing. He started to walk faster, too.
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>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
>minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
>and I'll go this way.He cannot follow us both.
>
>
>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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>
>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about
>what has happened to Sister Logical.
>
>
>Then Sister Logical arrives.
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>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
>happened!
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
>us both,so he followed me.
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>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
>could and he started to run as fast as he could.
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>SM: And?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
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>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
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>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
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>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than
>man with his pants down.
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