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Originally Posted by mszee

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his private part and they were
told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the ground and coming to rest in some nearby plant.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest
and**bent over to pick it up.

All at once, eleven bells began to ring.

I'm pretty sure my brother didn't have to do that!