[Lord Kagan]

1.The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides

2.northern ireland beat england 1-0 and made a song about it

3.northern ireland have 5 seasons; as well as autumn,spring,summer and winter we have the riot season (also known as the marching season)

4.northern ireland have more terrorist organisations than the middle east

5.The home of harp; the pint we call our own

6.northern ireland are so good the english ripped off the look we call a steek and called it chav.

7.the home of the petrol bomb

8.average time you will have your wallet in the center of belfast is about 35 seconds

9. the only place where you will have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.

10.northern ireland enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no ****in fun!

11.the only country where people will fight over rangers and celtic and not know any players in the teams

12.the riot squad are that good that they train the english police riot squads

13. the average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive

14.the average pregnancey age is 13.5

15.the only country germany are afraid of