John is busy at work when all of a sudden the local radio station has a news alert.
Radio Presenter ''There is a crazy motorist driving on the wrong side of the A1 motorway''.
John remembering his wife was going shopping in the big centre next to that motorway rings his wife to warn her of the danger.
John ''Hi love are you at the MetroCentre Yet?''
Wife ''I've just left why''
John ''Be carefull there someone driving on the wrong side of the motorway!''
Wife ''One there's bloddy hundred's of them''
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