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Old 17 Jan 2007, 21:37   #503
Wario
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Meat: Lets do paradise!
Mark:1, 2, 3.......
Meat: Hit it!
(guitar riffs and annoying solos begin)
Meat:I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday, parking by the late and theirs not another car in sight, and I never had a girl looking any better than you did and the kids at school were wishing they me that nigh, OW!
Unnamed Girl: Hot Patootie, bless my soul, really love that rock'nroll!.....
Meat:Wrong song, buttercup
Unnamed Girl:Who me?
Meat:Yea, your our new singer and you should know what ****'n song were singing!
Unnamed Girl: I'm no girl
Meat:WAAA?!
Unnamed Girl:Yup
Meat:well, then why'd they hire you? Your a man!
Unnamed Girl: I came to sing Hot patootie
Meat: Why should I sing that?
Unnamed Girl: EVERY BUDDY SCREM "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT?" !
Meat: well, its Friday, saturday hasn't passed yet
Unnamed Girl:At Least do Eddie's Teddy
Meat: ........ sicko
Unnamed Girl:ERRRRRRRRRR!
(Unnamed Girl jumps off the stage, braking his neck)
Meat: Hmmmmmm, well, the movies starting, no time for the song
Crowd: awwwwww
Meat: Ohhhh, Kasim , I love this movie
Kasim : Me Two!
CC: what movie is this?
Meat: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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