A bus load of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven. St. Peter asks the 1st Nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?" She says "I touched one with my finger". St. Peter says "dip it in Holy Water". He then asks the next Nun - "I fondled one" she says. "Put your hand in Holy Water". Suddenly they hear a commotion as a nun pushes her way to the front. St. Peter asks "what's your rush?" she replies "well if I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water I want to do it before Sister Ann sticks her arse in it!"
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