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Old 08 Jul 2003, 17:59   #56
dottie
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Famous Sexual Quotes

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy - Tom Clancy

You know "that look" women get when they want sex?Me neither - Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand - Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for adate on Sauturday night.- Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increases sexual arousal particularly in women amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 500SL - Lynn Lavner

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist - Matt Barry

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope - Camille Paglia

Sex is one of the nine reasons for re-incarnation. the other eight are unimportant - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships - Sharon Stone

My girlfrield always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading - Steve Jobs - (Founder Apple Computers)

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it so I said Thyroid Problem - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men

. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps - Tiger Woods
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