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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch - Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)
Ah, yes divorce from the latin word meaning
to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet- Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself - Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place - Billy Crystal
According to a new survey women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other woman. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert de Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms they say they cause severe swelling. So whats the problem - Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in mens magazines because men think - I know what I'm doing - Just show me somebody naked - Jerry Seinfeld
Instead of getting married again I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house - Rod Stewart
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