[mszee]

A man took his wife to the Iowa State Fair and one of the first exhibits

they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and

there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50

times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This

bull mated 120 times last year. "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice

a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in

capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited

that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day

You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with

the same cow."















































































The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he

should eventually make a full recovery.