An Irishman, a South African and a Chinese man were looking for jobs in the Job centre. A clerk comes up to them and says "I have three jobs on a building site that starts tomorrow, could you be there for 8?" Gratefully, the men take the offer.
At 8, the foreman meets the threesome and asks them if they have any experience. The Irishman replied, "Back in Limerick, I was well known amongst builders as a fine roofer." So he walked up the ladders and started work on the roof.
The foreman asked the South African what he could do, "Well, me and my brother worked together as brickies back in Cape Town" So he picked up a trowel and started building walls.
The Chineseman said, "I've never done building work, but I'm pretty good with figures." The foreman decides he would be useful down in supplies and puts him to work.
After a few weeks, the building is nearing completion and the Irishman and South African are eating lunch together. The both wonder what happened to the Chineseman as they hadn't seen him since they started. So they both went down to supplies and asked for him, when all of a sudden, the Chineseman burst out of a cupboard shouting, "SUPPLIES!!"
Hope that didn't upset anyone?
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