Two nuns were walking down an alley. They suddenyl realised that they were being followed by two men. So the nuns speeded up and then the men speeded up. So the nuns began to run and then the men began to run.
Finally the men caught the nuns, threw them to the ground and ripped their habits off them. The first nun cast her eyes heavenward and cried "Forgivew him lord, he knows not what he is doing."
The second nun shouted out "It's alright lord, mine does!"
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