What about the other few states besides 47?
I don't think any man should trust a woman who calls herself Miss especially if she is a small furry mammal...oh wait...is that something like a mouse???
Oh wait...I am not a mouse anymore...I am...let me look into the dictionary real quick...oh yes...
I am DA COUNTESS!!!
Sounds good to me!!!
Now I can be as evil as I truly am without feeling bad about it...