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Chris · 22 Apr 2007, 15:34

I once fell over and headbutted the corner of the doorstep causing a large hole in my forehead which, after they had finished getting the bits of broken skull out of it, was patched with plastic.

When about 9 I stuck a full size garden fork through my welly and announced that despite coming out of the bottom, and blood gushing out of the boot, that perhaps i had missed my foot. I hadn´t but did miss all the muscles, tendons, bones, nerves adn major blood vessels.

My maths teacher put me in traction for a week by whacking a hockey ball into my lower back (by accident) a week after I broke her little finger in a dodgy tackle.

I once hit my self in the forehead with the till drawer so hard that i was knocked unconscious.

And finally, in trying to escape a big scarey dog when on a paper-round, I vaulted a big gate and sprained both ankles and dislocated botha knee and shoulder landing ona concrete pad next to the soft pile of hay!

22 Apr 2007, 15:34	#3
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I once fell over and headbutted the corner of the doorstep causing a large hole in my forehead which, after they had finished getting the bits of broken skull out of it, was patched with plastic. When about 9 I stuck a full size garden fork through my welly and announced that despite coming out of the bottom, and blood gushing out of the boot, that perhaps i had missed my foot. I hadn´t but did miss all the muscles, tendons, bones, nerves adn major blood vessels. My maths teacher put me in traction for a week by whacking a hockey ball into my lower back (by accident) a week after I broke her little finger in a dodgy tackle. I once hit my self in the forehead with the till drawer so hard that i was knocked unconscious. And finally, in trying to escape a big scarey dog when on a paper-round, I vaulted a big gate and sprained both ankles and dislocated botha knee and shoulder landing ona concrete pad next to the soft pile of hay!