Hafta tell you my elephant joke.. WARNING though..it may not be to everyone's taste....
A man goes to his doctors, and says to the doc, 'I've been raped by an elephant!!'
The doctor looks slightly aghast, and suggests the man drop his pants, and bend over so he can examine him.
The man does so, but when the doc looks, all the doc see's is a massive hole where the man's anus should be...
'In my opinion,' says the doc, 'Elephants have very long, thin penis's....there's no way that an elephant's penis could have caused this damage'
'I know what your saying doc,' says the man, ' But he fingered me first...'
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