
If there's one thing for beating the blues, it's covering a friend with condiments while he's sleeping
At the moment, Eddie, the barman, is asleep on the couch with a head full of tomatto sauce, a hand, and a chest full of mayo., and a belly with a slowly melting knob of butter on.
Joanne, my dearest and most precious darling, I dedicate my finest piece of art, to YOU
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And while we're on the subject, For Crying Out Loud to finish off tonight was NEVER so difficult to get through without the tears spilling over
I miss you like CRAZY Princess.