22 Jul 2003, 14:02
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Windeck, Germany
Posts: 606
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Originally Posted by tukayaway
A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. Not wanting any trouble, the barman gives the man a toothpick. Another tramp walk in and asks the barman for a toothpick, and again, the barman duly obliges.
A third tramp walked in and the barman gave him a toothpick. The tramp declines and asks for a straw. The barman asks "I've just had two tramps asks me for a toothpick, why do you need a straw?"
"Someone has been sick outside and all the good bits have gone"
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 YUCK!
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