A Welsh man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Welshman shouts "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.) The man shouts back "Im english, speak english, i don't understand you". The Welshman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
