A man walked into a pub with a crocodile on a lead.
The barman said "You can't bring that in here". "Why not"? the man asked. "Because it might bite someone" said the barman.
"Well" said the man, "I'll show you how gentle he is".
With that, he opened the crocodile's mouth, put his head in its mouth and clamped the jaws together. He unclamped the jaws and his head emerged uninjured.
Still not convinced, the barman said he needed more proof, so the man unzipped his trousers, opened the crocodile's mouth and put his penis in and clamped the jaws shut. He then pulled the jaws apart, and his penis was like his head, uninjured.
Looking round the bar, he asked "Does anyone else want a go"?
A little old lady stepped forward and said "I do - but please Mister, don't clamp my jaws together like you did to that crocodile"!
Heather.
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