After a woman gave birth to her baby, a doctor stood solemly beside her bed.
'There is something i must tell you about your baby' he said.
'What's wrong?' the alarmed mother asked.
The doctor replied, 'Your baby is a hermaphrodite'
'What's that?' said the worried mother
'It means your baby has both male and female parts' said the doctor
'Oh my god...thats WONDERFULL!!!!' said the mother 'You mean the baby has both a penis AND a brain???'
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