A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Queensland baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds. The Queenslander just shrugs "That's about average in Queensland. Like I said, my son is a typical Queensland boy." Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says
"You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2weeks. We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh? The proud father answers: "17 pounds".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
The Queensland father takes a l-o-n-g s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says...... "Had him circumcised!"
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