Imagine, if all the major retailers started making thier own brand of condoms, Whilst still retaining thier normal taglines...
Sainsbury's condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco's condoms - Every little helps
Nike condoms - Just do it!!
Peugeot condoms - For the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - Finger licking good
M & M's condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway's condoms - Lightening the load
Co-op condoms - We go further, so you don't have to
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Grolsh Condoms - We only let you drink it when it's ready
Worthington's condoms - It's a man thing
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Battery condoms - Keeps going and going
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it cost's less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper / Have you got the urge?
Goodyear Tyres condoms - For a longer ride, go wide
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, where's the pain?
Flash condoms - We do all the hard work, so you don't have to
Halfords condoms - We go that extra mile
Royal Mail condom - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong, and very very long
Renault condoms - Because size does matter
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin
Domestos condoms - Get's right under the rim
Heinekin condoms - Refreshes the parts other condoms just cant reach
Carlsburg condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - A mars a day helps you work, rest and play
AA condoms - The 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo Mint condoms - The condom with the hole
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