Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.
The attendant, who knows nothing about Golf or Tiger, says "Top of the morning to yer Sir"
Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
"What are those?", asks the attendant.
"They're called tees, they're for resting my balls on when i'm driving", says Tiger
"F*** me" says the attendant, "BMW think of everything!"
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