These are the top 15 things that irritate dogs about humans...
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....
3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGING DOG, YOU IDIOT!!!
4. How you nievely believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone....ever noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt???
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyways?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....stop it!!!
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet???
8. Getting upset when i sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry i haven't mastered the art of the handshake yet.......idiot....
9. How you act disgusted when i lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Haven't you noticed the fur???
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we eat your things while you're out.
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Have you any idea how off schedule that puts me???
13. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip' then acting surprised when i freak out every time i go back.
14. The slieght of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us???
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