Welsh professions...
The barber: Dai the hair
The undertaker: Dai the death
The Proctologist: Dai Your Rear
Bad Welsh carpenter: Dai no-saws
Demolition expert: Dai Namite
Welsh vaccum seller: Dai's son
Indecisive Welshmen: Dai Chotomy and Dai Lemma (Llllllemma?)
Welshman who rings rude phone numbers: Dai Lonineoeight
The Welsh writer: Dai Re
Welsh bling seller: Dia Monte
Welsh road repairer: Dai Version.
Welsh coroner : Dai section
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