[mjbo]

Woman goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot, and the owner says "I've got three - £200, £100, and £50". "What's wrong with the cheapest one?" she says. "Oh, it came from a brothel that was raided by the cops. It's language is a bit blue", he says. "Well, we're all adults in our house, so I'll take it".
When she gets home, she takes the cover of the cage, and the parrot says "F**k me!! A new knocking shop!", and the woman laughs. A few hours later, her two daughters com home "F**k me!!, Two new whores!!", say the parrot, and they all laugh. A few hours later her husband comes home "F**k me!! What are you doing here Bob!" says the parrot!