Poem just for Andy:
God I hate Christmas
with all it's good cheer
I hearing people laughin'
but I shed a tear
Folks they just love ya'
one day of the year
The rest of the time
they wouldn't come near ya'
They send you a card
full of love and best wishes
Then in the New Year
they run off with ya' misses
They're stuffin' their gobs
as fast as they can
~~~~~~ them starving,
in Afghanistan
Then Santa Clause comes
with a full sack
A new doll for Betty
a bike for our Jack
'Eat, drink and be merry
tomorrow we die'
Forget about Jesus
'let sleeping dogs lie'
You think I'm a cynic
a miserable ~~~~~~~
Come Christmas day
I just wanta get plastered.
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