Joke Of The Day
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines
him and asks him"What the hell did you do to your
back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a
local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and
the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony
door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from
the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad,
but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed
for a while now .Today was the first day at my new
job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it
but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I
was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the
3rd floor.
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