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**The Flying Mouse** · 31 Jul 2003, 15:00

Tough one Bart

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Couple of sugestions.....

Replace bunny-If new bunny is not identical to old bunny claim he has had plastic surgery.

Claim bunny was kidnapped by aliens.

claim bunny witnessed a mob "hit" and is now it the witness protection program.

Tell them that bunny was lonely without them so followed them to their holiday destination to find them.

Claim that bunny resigned from his post because of the pention plan.

Claim bunny has joined the foreign legion.

Claim bunny went to a magic show,volenteerd to help in a trick,and has not been seen since.

Have bunny stuffed.Say he's very tired.

Claim that bunny won the lottery and has moved to a carrot field.

Claim bunny sugested a game of hide and seek.Still haven't found him.You can take it from here children.

Sorry I can't be more help,but if it's any consolation,remember,Good Bunnies Go To Heaven,Bad Bunnies Go Everywhere.

31 Jul 2003, 15:00	#22
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Tough one Bart . Couple of sugestions..... Replace bunny-If new bunny is not identical to old bunny claim he has had plastic surgery. Claim bunny was kidnapped by aliens. claim bunny witnessed a mob "hit" and is now it the witness protection program. Tell them that bunny was lonely without them so followed them to their holiday destination to find them. Claim that bunny resigned from his post because of the pention plan. Claim bunny has joined the foreign legion. Claim bunny went to a magic show,volenteerd to help in a trick,and has not been seen since. Have bunny stuffed.Say he's very tired. Claim that bunny won the lottery and has moved to a carrot field. Claim bunny sugested a game of hide and seek.Still haven't found him.You can take it from here children. Sorry I can't be more help,but if it's any consolation,remember,Good Bunnies Go To Heaven,Bad Bunnies Go Everywhere.