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Old 07 Feb 2008, 19:28   #732
The Flying Mouse
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Guy - Would you sleep with me for a million pound?

Girl - Sure, a million pounds is a lot of money.

Guy - Would you sleep with me for five pounds?

Girl - What?
Sleep with you for five pounds?
That's nothing.
What do you think I am?

Guy - I believe we've established what you are, we are merely trying to fix the price
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