3 men lie dead in a morgue,
A frenchman
A scotsman
and an irshman
all with smiles on their faces.
Coroner asks "why are they smiling?"
porter says
1st was a frenchman who died f*cking his mistress.
2nd was a scotsman.He won the lotto and spent it
all on whiskey. He died p*ssed and happy.
3rd was a paddy. He was struck by lighting!"
"Thats not good, whys he smiling?"
says the coroner.
"He thought he was
having his picture taken
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