Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with the queen, when he turns round and says..
'As i'm the PM, i'm thinking of changeing what the country is, so i'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom'
To which the Queen replied,
'I'm sorry Mr. Blair, but to be a Kingdom you have to have a King in charge, and you are NOT a King'
Blair thought for a while and then said,
'How about a Principality then?'
To which the Queen replied,
'Sorry, Mr. Blair, but to be a principality, you have to be a Prince, And you are NOT a Prince.'
Again Blair thought long and hard, and finally said,
'How about an Empire then?'
The Queen, getting a little pissed-off by now, replied,
'Sorry again, Mr. Blair, but to be an Empire you must be an Emporer, and you are NOT an Emporer'
Before Blair could utter another word, the Queen proclaimed,
'Anyway, Mr. Blair, I think we are doing quite nicely as a Country..'
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