My God! You people! I go away for a couple of days and discover you all raving about sex and making lewd jokes!
Now I'm only a newbie here and would dare to try and disrupt your discussions but think of the influence you're having! Think of the little people (and I do not mean aliens or pixies, elves or any other small creature) whose minds you are influencing! Really, it's disgraceful!
PS. I'm not lauging at any of your jokes.
PPS. Honest.