My doctor is a bloody genius
Went to see him today because of some pains in my leg.
He weighed me, then he measured how tall I am, and came up with the following amazing diagnosis.............
I'm overweight
Didn't see that coming did you?
Before weighing me or measuring my height, I think it would have been a good idea to actually open his eyes and take a look at what the hell he was weighing
Think all those years of study really paid off for him
