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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse
 My doctor is a bloody genius 
Went to see him today because of some pains in my leg.
He weighed me, then he measured how tall I am, and came up with the following amazing diagnosis.............
I'm overweight 
Didn't see that coming did you? 
Before weighing me or measuring my height, I think it would have been a good idea to actually open his eyes and take a look at what the hell he was weighing  
Think all those years of study really paid off for him 
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I went to my now ex doctor on a cold day(lots of layers!!) He didn't weigh me or measure my height and he told me i was overweight!! I changed doctors the next day!!