Captain Caveman.
Played by Amy Winehouse's head.
Never to be played by Britney Spears.
Plot line - The thinning ozone has made head hair a survival necessity against the harmful rays of the sun.
A ruthless criminal has held the world to ransom, threatening to pour chemicals into the worlds water supply that will turn all who drink it completely bald.
Can Captain Caveman stop the feindish plot, and put a toupee on the damaged Ozone?
Villian - Immac man.