Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning". Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly l00 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear" replied granny. "Many years ago when realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong" She paused to wipe away a tear and continued "and if the dammed ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today".
