I don't know if these have been posted becuase I haven't had time to read all 31 pages... but here goes:
A boy decides he wants to buy a TV for his room, so he goes out and gets a weekend job. After a coupe of weeks, one saturday he goes out and buys one. That night he lies on his bed and switches on and watches.
His dad comes up stairs and he says " Dad, whats love juice?" and his dad replies with "Oh god, time for the whole Sex talk"
After half an hour, he finsihes explaining and his sons eyes at this time are bulging and he says to his son " What programme are you watching?" and he says "Wimbledon!"
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