Well so anyway...my car got keyed again last thursday (this time on the boot)...and oh again yesterday...again on the boot, right above last week's scratch. At least the scratches won't get lonely now! I wonder if it would be considered inappropriate to deliver notices to the residents of that street (was parked in a very similar place both occasions) informing them that the road outside their house does not belong to them, and so long as I have paid my road tax and am not blocking anybody / causing an obstruction / contravening the highway code or any parking restrictions, I can park wherever the hell I like! (and if they do consider they own that particular stretch of road, would they mind please maintaining it better

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