A young boy falls out of a tree, breaking both arms, one leg and ends up in a coma. After four months his parents are sitting at his bedside when the consultant comes in looking very serious. He takes them aside and says "I'm afraid to have to tell you that you should prepare yourself for the worse". The mother collapses in tears and sobs "Oh God, no!! Don't tell me Westlife have offered to sing him a song!!".
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