funny blonde joke -
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door.The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again
catches up .
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns
green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter
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